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All done with your tongue. Not creepy at all. Wingman, a dating app for air travellers, promises to help match you with a potential mate on your next flight. Because finding a match at sea-level is so Secondly, you can use Carrot Dating. A bit like Snapchat, the app timecaps your encounters, only letting you search for available and interested people near you for one hour.
After an hour your listing, photos, tagline and location all disappear. Cloak is an app for when you want to forget about the result of your dating-app perusals and never ever see them again.
Number 1 or not, every website on my collection has something special to offer and trust me, it wasn't easy to find and add only the best ones.
But I did it and to be honest, you don't need to thank me. Just visit them and have fun in a hotel room with one crazy hot and tasty babe. Oh, and use a condom, please! I know we all love raw bareback sex and hate pulling out, but is a pussy creampie really worth risking an STD for?
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Oh, you sneaky motherfucker! So, you have decided to cheat on your wife, who has been cockblocking you, ever since you got married.
I bet that bitch gained more weight than "Jessica Simpson" and could perfectly apply for the role as stunt double for Jabba The Hut in Star Wars. It's like she's training for an "all you can eat" contest on a daily basis ever since she got that ring on her finger and now that wedding contract got your signature on it, she feels like she's settled and can keep her legs closed.
Hey, I bet you feel like an unconsenting sub that's forced to feed this parasite with your credit card. Do you still think that marriage is great? Hell, the last time you got laid, you probably had to roll her in flour in order to find the wet spot and jerking off to nude ladyboy pics of "Sarah Jessica Parker" or "Lady Gaga" sounds more arousing than penetrating her SSBBW pussy. Your single best friends make fun of you, when you have your weekly "guy's night" in one of their man caves and rub the fucking pussy that they bang on a daily basis literally in your nose with one of their bitches used panties, which made you realize how pathetic your life is and this is how you ended up in this category on my list, ain't it?
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